The world is no longer mens' private toilet

Sad story, really, for the principals involved, but us women can hardly stifle our giggles at the local incident where some poor schmuck takes a leak outside and gets electrocuted. Apparently he accidentally pee'd on a live wire and that was all the contact needed to fry him. Vivid images of Warner Brothers' cartoons swirl at the thought. Now, us women can secretly smirk as our men can no longer confidently relieve themselves wherever and whenever. Will this one be the Last Pee? Will our beloved erupt in a flash burn of urinary proportions? We will all hold our breaths from now on. And maybe he will learn to hold his bladder until he reaches a public restroom. Maybe this will mark the beginning of something unique and wonderful: long lines at mens restrooms.